GAH
Gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah gah MOTHERFUCKING GAH!
Merry Christmas, Societal Retards
This the letter I posted to the turds with the ugly Christmas lights down the road from me :D
My knees are somewhat uncomfortable now, as I wrote it crouching on the pavement, but it was worth it.
Your nauseating excuse for Christmas decor inclines me to agree with the Amish about your access to mains electricity. There is enough defecation in our sewers and family beaches, you needn’t plaster it all over your house too.
Please, I implore you, have a little taste. Think of the years being taken off the life of our species by the global warming caused by this atrocity.
Merry Christmas!
(PS – Santa has two legs, and the mages’ star was not pink)